JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

1. We got off the Titanic first. 2. We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynaecological disorder excuses. 3. We never ejaculate prematurely. 4. We get to flirt with systems support men who...

Juzi kaka anayetusaidia kazi alikamata panya watatu mmoja mkubwa, wawili wadogo lakini mkubwa na mdogo mmoja akawaua akampa paka wangu ambaye naye amezaa watoto watatu akawala wale waliokufa...

Nilikuwa darasa la kwanza. Mwl wa hisabat akaingia. Akaandika swal la kujumlisha ubaon,, ukauliza anayejua kufanya swali apite mbele afanye swal. Nikapita nikafanya swal. Bahat mbaya nikalikosa...

.....Huko zimbambwe wajamen, kuna kampen kuwafanyia tohara a.k.a Circumsicion waheshimiwa wabunge ili kuweza kusaidia kupunguza maambukizi ya virusi vya ukimwi, kampeni inayoendeshwa na taasis ya...

Nipo chini ya uangaliz maalumu nisiingie kusoma makala ya JF hasa ktk jukwaa la siasa. Kila ninapozisoma napata uchungu mpaka nazimia. Hii ni kutokana na uchungu nilionao. Pia kutokana na madudu...

Jamaa aliota yuko peponi akataka kuvuta sigara lakini akakosa moto wa kuwashia sigara yake, akatoka kwenda motoni. Alipofika kwenye mlango wa motoni aliwakuta walinzi na kuwaomba kuingia ili...

kuna mchizi mmoja nilikua nina xcul nae o level..! jamaa alikua mpare..! sasa kuna watoto flani walikuja kutoka USA kwenye exhibition flani hapo xcul kwetu..! jamaa hakukalazia damu kamanzi flani...

A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry what is your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the...

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy; walked up to the pharmacist looked straight into his eyes and said ' I’d like to buy some cyanide" The pharmacist asked "Why in the world...

kipofu mmoja alikua amembeba kilema..! the thing ni kwamba kilema alikua anamsaidia yule kipofu kuona..! na kilema alikua kilema wa miguu..! alikua hana miguu yote miwili..! so alikua anakaa...

haya..haya...haya..hayaaaa!!! wanajamii..! kwanza nawatakia ..EID MUBBARAKH... hii ni kali ya leo.. kama kawaida yangu mzee wa mitaani..! leo nimepata kitu flani bwana kilitokea mitaa ya mkoa wa...

Kalekanjia wajanja walichokua wanatumia kujua vyuo walivyo chaguliwa tcu wamekashitukia kabla mim sijajua nimepangwa wapi...yeyote mwenye newz kutoka tcu plz help

Ni sahihi kwa form 6 leaver kupiga tempo la advance?

Tumsifu yesu kristo wakuu!!kuna mdada mmoja 2nasoma wote chuo kimoja,kuna kipindi flani ilitokea akawa ameuwawa{kaishiwa pesa} akaja akantel nimkopeshe kiasi flan hvi kwa makubaliano kwamba aftr 2...

Pengine hili hujui si kwambii uachane nao la hasha omba umwone dk akusaidie kuna mabinti na makaka wengi masuperstar wameteseka sababu ya kkumwa magonjwa ya zinaa mara kwa mara na wengine kuwa...

¤¤|---|¤¤<br /> happy<br /> Eid <br /> Day<br /> ¤¤|---|¤¤<br /> hug and wishes 2 all jamii f, may this holy day bring happiness and blessing

nina mpenzi ambaye ni mkubwa kiumri miaka kama 7.je nimuoe

dah...! wazee kuna washkaji flani tunaenda kupiga nao story..! sasa jamaa wana mlinzi mmasai flani hivi..! yule jamaa bwana nilijua anatania kumbe ndivyo alivyokua anafahamu yani tulishangaa...

panya alimkanyaga nyoka, mazungumzo yakawa hivii, nyoka: dogo vipi mbona unanikanyaga? panya: sorry brother bahati mbaya, nyoka: lione toto dogo madevu kibao, panya: ahh! mambo gani we kubwa zima...

Kuna habari kuwa baada ya baraza la mpito NTC kutangaza kitita cha midola kibao kwa atakaye muua au kumkamata Ghadaffi, jamaa katuma meseji ifuatayo kwa kiongozi wa baraza hilo. aisee baba angu...