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Kulikuwa na vijana kutoka nchi tatu wenye interesting stories from their coutries, mmoja kutoka China akasema, huko China alizaliwa mtoto hana mkono tukamwekea mkono wa bandia sasa ni mpiganaji wa...
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Wengi wetu hapa tuna uhakika 100% kuwa Iddi ni Kesho. Kwani nani kawambia Mwezi utaandama Leo? je usipoonekana. Naomba msinywe tena valuer kama jana mkijua kesho ni mapunziko halafu mwezi ugome...
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UKIPENDA FANYIA KAZI UKINUNA ACHANA NAYO IDDI NJEMA WOTE MA LOVELY JF MEMBERS Yaani unasubiri huyu jamaa akuchekeshe ndo ujisikie una furaha, mwenzio analipwa! Kuwajibika na kujitoa ni moja ya...
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Palitokea mkutano wa Madaktari Bingwa wa 3 kutoka China, Ujerumani na Tanzania. wakawa wanajadili mafanikio yaliyofanywa katika nchi zao Mchina AKAANZA "KWETU" alizaliwa mtoto hana mkono...
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Hi! Sina muda mrefu sana kujisajili kuwa member ndani ya jamvi la wenye upeo mkubwa wa kufiria, nilikuwa nikisoma tu, lakini hatimae tarehe 11 july nikaona niyavulie haya maji ili niyaoge...
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Mateja walikutana na mama mmoja wakasema hawataki cha ziada toka kwake labda kumfanyizia kitu kibaya. Yule mama kwa upole akawambia kuwa yeye hana hiana lakini anawaonea huruma kwa vile bado ni...
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Masawe alikutwa na mkewe akiwa analoweka M.a.p.u.m.b.u kwenye beseni la maji, mke kamuulizo kulikoni??? Jamaa likajibu eti anatafuta pancha kisa m.b.o.o haisimami!!!!!!!! Kaaaaah kumbeee???
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Ushabiki wa Arsenal ni hatari kwa afya yako. Zingatia, tafakari na chukua hatua!
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When was the last time in the English Premier League a Top four team was hammered 8? Poleni ze ganas!!!
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Kuwa shabiki wa arsenal raha yake ndio hii. Jamaa kavaa jezi ya arsenal, kampa ombaomba pesa ya msaada kakataa, kwenye daladala abiria wanampisha siti, kampa konda nauli kakataa kasema nenda tu...
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"Last week was his birthday and he didn't feel very well waking up on that morning. He went downstairs for breakfast hoping his wife would be pleasant and say 'Happy Birthday!', and possibly have...
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wake wenye kupenda kujua now clouds tv wanarudia kipindi cha mtv base anahojiwa aliko dangote mnigeria no 51 duniani kwa utajiri the richest african alive
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Sisi midume bana usimue demu kaacha wazi sehemu yake ya mwili, tutaitolea macho hapo khaa.... hasa kwenye daladala demu akiwa amevaa kimini utachungulia mapaja, kitop utaangalia kiunoni. SASA JE...
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Enzi hizo Rais akiwa anafanya ziara watu tulikuwa tunakusanyika barabarani tunampungia mkono.siku hizi wapi bana nani anamuda na misafa ya viongozi.Enzi hizo shule asubuhi tunakimbia mchakamchaka...
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jamani natafuta kijana wa kiume wa kunisafisha na kunitengeneza kucha pia kuniosha miguu kila wkend muda anzia saa 2 usiku malipo mazuri
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A Rolls Royce pulls up in front of a really expensive restaurant and a really rich sheik gets out from it followed by a harem of women, and a rooster. The "party" is escorted to a table and given...
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nimeona mara nyingi watu hawajawahi hata kuonana mara moja, lakini siku wakionana tu mmoja anaanza kumuona mwenzake ana ringa. Au binti anampeleka mchumba kwao ili akajitambulishe, wazazi...
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Akikasirika ndio utaona anavyotukana kwa kiinglysh. Mtu akinitukana kwa makolokocho ambayo siyaelewi wala huwa siumii. Ila yale matusi ya darasa la pili B kichwa kama boga huwa yananiuma sana.
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Hallo wadau. Katika kukumbushana old kanumba's primary school leo tukumbushane hadithi na vitabu vya k iswahili vya Tujifunze lugha yetu. Unakumbuka hadithi gani? Ulipenda wahusika gani na...
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kuna jamaa mmoja alipata ajari ya gari kwa bahati mbaya akachanika mdomo,ikabidi akimbizwe hospitali..kufika chumba cha upasuaji akakuta daktari anamalizia kumtahiri mtu mwingine,alipomaliza...
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