JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Mume: vipi mpenzi leo umekula nini kwani sikuacha hela ya chakula. Mke: tumeshindia mapera na shemeji yangu mpenzi halafu mimi ndio nilipanda juu ya mti. Mume: inamana shemeji yako alibaki chini...

Ni kweli kabisaa imetokea uswazi! Dingi baada ya kuzamia masanga ya usiku kwa saana akarudi maskani kwake. Akaanza kudai uroda kwa mamaa. ndipo mamaa akamshauri poa, ila acha watoto walale...

In an alcohol factory the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire. A drunkard with ragged, dirty look came to apply for the position. The director of the...

Nilipanda gari linatoka tegeta kwenda kariakoo njiani konda akaanza kukusanya nauli,basi mama mmoja akatoa noti yake ya elfu mbili ya zamani, konda akamrudishia huyo mama shilingi elfu moja na...

Najaribu kutafakari na kujiuliza, Je CDM wakienda kuandamana mabango yatakayoandaliwa yasomeke vipi? Kwa mfano; CCM-CUF punguzeni bei ya bidhaa?? Au yataelekezwa kwa CCM peke yake? Au...

Jamaa mmoja alipata nafasi ya kwenda mbinguni akakutana na Mt Petro aliye kabiziwa funguo za mbingun na dunia na mazungumzo yao yakawa hivi. Jamaa: Nadhan weye ndie Mt Petro? Mt Petro: Ndio mimi...

Wapenzi naomba mnisaidie kuomba kwa imani , Mdogo wangu kaenda kwa Babu Loliondo hii sasa ni siku ya Tano inaelekea bila mawasiliano ya simu..Mara ya mwisho alinipigia na kuniambia "dada safari...

Dena Amsi, Lishemeji langu la ukweli,Salaam! Mara baada ya salam naomba nichukue fursa hii adimu kukushukuru mbele ya hadhara nzima ya JF kwa kunipa li tuisheni la nguvu,nimefaulu mtihani na...

Kama umeshawahi kuiona please piga kimya na chapa lapa achia ambao hawajaiona. Maana kuna watu wanavyoshushua wenzao... Here we go... A man buys a lie detector Robot which slaps people who...

Men Are ...impossible to Please If he calls you and your phone is off, he thinks you’re cheating…. then he sends an sms saying “don’t tell me the battery...

Lunchtime is Lunchtime The office phone rings, one of the employees picks up and says: "What kind of an idiot is it that dares to phone me in the middle of my lunch break?!?" The caller shouts...

A man is sitting at home on the veranda with his wife having a beer, and he says, "I love you." She asks, "Is that you or the beer talking?" He replies, "It's me, talking to the beer."

A little boy said: Mum do you know that our house girl is an angel? Mum: Why do you say that junior? Lil Boy: Because I saw her naked with her hands on the wall shouting oh God I'm coming..... I'm...

Kuna jamaa watatu marafiki sana, mpaka kiasi wakawekeana nadhiri kuwa kila mmoja wao akifanya jambo awakumbuke wenzake, umri ukaenda kija mmoja akafanya kazi yake, mmoja wao akawa akienda bar...

Threads (pros and cons) khs tiba ya "Babu" zimekuwa nyingi mno. Kwa maoni yangu, ufupisho wa hizo zote ni huu: Wapo wanaoona kuwa kupona ni kupona tu, kwa njia yoyote iwayo. Wapo wanaoona kuwa...

Mzungu mmoja alipita na nyani wake karibu na muuza ndizi,nyani akapora ndizi akaila. Muuzaji akamind,mzungu akasema unamind nini wakati kala ndugu yako! Mzungu akaondoka. Aliporudi akakuta nyani...

Mwafrika na mzungu walikutana bus station, mzungu alikuwa na nyani na muafrika alikuwa na ndizi, baada ya muda mwafrika akamuomba mzungu amshikie ndizi yake ili aende chooni, kurudi anamuomba...

kuna jamaa mmoja alikufa bahati nzuri akaenda moja kwa moja mbinguni/peponi. Huko alikutana na maelfu ya wenzake na wote walikuwa kama walivyozaliwa(uchi) na walionekana kama walikufa katika umri...

The Mery's parents have five children,their names from first born to the fourth born is as follows 1. NANA, 2. NENE, 3. NINI, 4. NONO. Now what is the name of the fifth child?

Very intriguing: This year we're going to experience four unusual dates!!???1/1/11,1/11/11,11/11/11,11/1/11 and that's not all...Take the last two digits of the year in which you were born-now add...