JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Harry alipochoka kufanya kazi zake akazima taa, akambusu mkewe, akalala na usingizi mzito ukampitia. Mara akamwona mwanamme amesimama kitandani. "Toka hapa nani wewe unakuja kitandani...

One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his Lexus car when he saw two men along roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one...

YouTube - Baby Laughing Hysterically at Ripping Paper

A drunken man comes home with his friend. Reaching near his home he shows his friend his car and says, "This is my Car, and that my door, hitch brrrr ". They enter into the house, he continues...

Mzee alimfungulia mshkaji kesi kwa kumchukulia mke yake. Mwisho wa siku ikafika, na hakimu kumuacha huru mshtakiwa kwa kutokuwa na kosa. Ndipo yule mzee alipomgeukia hakimu na kumuambia... Mzee...

TEACHER>Which living creature flies in air but gives birth to Young ones on land? AN INDIAN STUDENT> AIR HOSTESS.

Siku moja Imamu kawaambia watu msikitini. Anaeteswa na mkewe kati yenu asimame. Wote wakasimama, isipokuwa mmoja tu kabaki amekaa. IMAMU akamwambia MAASHALLAH Wewe huteswi na mkeo, Yule mtu...

Maporomoko yatokea Mgodini Mererani na kuua idadi ya wafanyakazi isiyojulikana ndipo kampuni ya Meremeta Mining Group ikatangaza ndugu na warithi wote waende wakachukue hela za ndugu zao waliokufa...

Kama haja ndogo ni "short call" Haja kubwa ni "long call" Basi kujamba kuitwe "missed call"

Three men were drunk and they stopped a taxi.....the taxi driver figured that they were not in their minds......so, he just switched on the engine and switched it off and told them : 'we have...

Baada ya kurudi chooni, mlevi akaanza kumhadithia mke wake. Mlevi: Mke wangu, chooni nimeona maajabu. Nimefungua mlango, taa ikawaka. Nikajaribu kuufunga, taa imezima. Nilipofungua tena imewaka...

Baada ya kuolewa binti alitembelewa na mama yake kama baada ya wiki 2 hivi kumjulia hali. Kwa mastaajabu mama akamkuta binti yake akiwa uchi wa nyama. Akahoji kulikoni? Akajibiwa ni love dress...

Haki ya mtoto iko wapi TZ,....akikojoa anachapwa ....ila mume akitaka kukojoa anapigwa buusu anaambiwa kojoa tuuu darling,haki ipo wapi?chukua hatua tafadhari.

1. You unwrap all your gifts carefully, so that you can reuse the wrapper. 2. You call a person you've never met before uncle or aunt. 3. More than 90% of the music CD's and cassettes...

Baada ya malalamiko mengi yaliokuwa yanatolewa na nywele za mwilini nywele za kichwani zikaitisha kikao cha nywele zote mwilini kusikiliza malalamiko yao.NYWELE ZA KWAPANI-mweshimiwa mm nashangaa...

A village boy was going to Buguruni to visit his uncle. When the bus arrived the conductor announced that they had arrived. The boy jumped jously shouting "Buguruni" "Buguruni" Buruguni" He was so...

Enzi nikiwa mdogo hawa jamaa walikuja kuweka nguzo katika nyumba yetu, lakini cha kushangaza baba siku hiyo alitufukuza watoto wote pale nyumbani.......tuliporudi tukakuta nguzo imesimamisha...

Harry alipochoka kufanya kazi zake akazima taa, akambusu mkewe, akalala na usingizi mzito ukampitia. Mara akamwona mwanamume amesimama kitandani. "Toka hapa! Nani wewe unakuja kitandani...

Ukipenda hakuna anayehisi unapenda.......ukilia hakuna anayehisi machungu yake......ukiumia hakuna anayehisi maumivu yako....jaribu kujamba uone kila mtu jicho kwako.

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