JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Youngest Son: Tell me Daddy, what is the difference between "potentially" and "in reality"??- Dad: I will show you...?Dad turns to his wife and asks her: Would you sleep with Robert Redford for 1...
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"Bra Sizes" Have u ever wondered why A,B,C,D,DD,E,F,G,GG and H are the Letters used 4 bra sizes? If u have wondered why,but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for,Well its about time you...
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man: i could go to the end of the world for you. woman: yes, but would you stay there? man: i offer you myself. woman: i am sorry, i never accept cheap gifts...
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Kulikuwa na wafungwa watatu Muafrika,Muarabu na mzungu ambao walikuwa wanatakiwa wapewe mtihani kdogo ili wakifaulu watasamehewa wakifeli itabidi waendelee kufungwa King akawapa muda watembelee...
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Ilikuwa kuna harusi, watu wamesha chinja ngombe na wanaendelea na mambo mengine. Mbwa walionekana kutocheza mbali na eneo hilo ila watoto walikuwa hawawapi raha kwa kuwalenga mawe. Kama masihara...
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Siku moja mume na mke wake waliandaa sherehe ya kumtahiri kijana wao... Wakatayarisha kadi kwa lugha ya Kiengereza lkn kwa bahati mbaya wakashindwa kuandika 'Sherehe ya Kutahiri' kwa Kiengereza...
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Kutokana na kuwepo ongezeko la tatizo la unene, kampuni moja ya vinywaji ilijitolea kutengeneza kinywaji kitakachowezesha kupunguza unene wa mtu. Watu wengi duniani walinufaika na kinywaji hicho...
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A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to...
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Mchina mmoja alionja joto ya jiwe pale kwa bahati mbaya alipomwaga maharagwe ya bibi wa kihehe huko maeneo ya njombe iringa, mchina huyo baada ya kumwaga maharagwe hayo akawa anamwambia yule...
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Some Polish Gangster`s decide to rob a bank. After several days of planning they agree on the best plan. The next day they get to work and are able to get into the bank relatively easy thanks to...
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son.(in market): dad ur zip is open. dad: dont say like that better say makeup box is open next day son: dad ur makeup box is open and lipstick has come out.....
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Maria just got married and being a traditional Italian, she was still a virgin. So, on her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was nervous! Her mother reassured her, "Don't worry...
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Mke wa Kelvin anajivunia mume mtulivu, hashindi baa na hatongozi videmu. Akitoka kazini huenda kucheza basketball na hurudi nyakati za dinner. Siku moja mkewe akamhurumia. Anachoka na kazi. Mtu...
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A lawyer was on his deathbed in his bedroom, and he called to his wife. She rushed in and said, "What is it, honey?" He told her to run and get the bible as soon as possible. Being a religious...
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Kuna mdau ametoa mapendekezo, ili mabomu yawe katika hali ya usalama zaidi ni bora kuhamishia ghala kuu la silaha pale kwenye viwanja vya ikulu, hapa ulinzi na utunzaji wa silaha utakuwa ni wa...
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Promotion in heaven!die now n get 2 heaven without judgement!offers runs till midnight hurry while space lasts.pass on 2 other sinners.lets die now!!
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Masikini sharabaro afa kwa mabomu huko gongo la mboto......mabomu yalipoanza alisikika akisema "hey mamen siwezi kukimbia bila kuoga" ......knye kuokoa wakakuta vipande vya mkono vimeshokilia kopo...
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jamaa mmoja alikuwa anakaanga mayai alivunja la kwanza halikuwa na kitu, akavunja la pili halikuwa na kitu, na la tatu halikuwa na kitu,...... akakasirika na kusema shenzhata kuku wanatumia kondom!
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The phone rings. The lady of the house answers, "Yes?" "Mrs. Ward, please." "Speaking" "Mrs. Ward, this is Doctor Jones at the Medical Testing Laboratory.When your Doctor sent your husband's...
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There was this shepherd who had this whole flock of sheep. He wanted to get the sheep pregnant so that he could increase his stock, but he was too poor to buy a male sheep. So, he figured the only...
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