JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

There was this family with one kid. One day the mother was out and dad was in charge of the kid, who just turned three. Someone had given the kid a little 'tea set' as a birthday gift and it was...

A guy suspected that his wife was cheating on him, so he hired a Chinese detective... The cheapest one he could find. This is his report: Most honorable sir, You leave house. I watch house. He...

Saleh and Fakhi found three hand grenades at the outskirts of Gongolamboto and decide to take them to Stakishari Police station. Saleh: “What if one explodes before we get there?” Fakhi:”We’ll...

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Kuna kijana mmoja wa kimakonde alikuwa hajahi kudo, akamwambia babu yake. Babu akamwambia poa ntakufundisha basi kijana akaleta binti, babu akamwambia atakaa nyuma ya dirisha na kingoma atakuwa...

Source: Yahoo friends A mouse looked through the crack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife open a package. "What food might this contain?" The mouse wondered.He was devastated to discover...

While visiting England, Mr Mrema, Chairman of TLP, was invited to tea with the Queen. He asked her about her leadership philosophy. She said it was to be surrounded by intelligent people. He...

Jamani mambo vp jamani,natumaini mmejibu poooah na hasa kwa wale wananchi wenye uhakika wa kupata musosi,haya nawasumbua kidunchu eti lets imagine kama watu hawa wasingepata elimu,wasingekuwa...

Wanajeshi wengi hasa wale wastaafu na ambao walipigana vita vya Idd Amin hawampendi kabisa Nyerere,nilisikia kwamba baada ya ile vita,serikali ya Marekani ilitoa fedha(baada ya kuona JW wamepigana...

Ndg, JF, habari kutoka kwenye source moja ambayo siyo rasmi inadai kwamba jamaa walipofika kwenye ukumbi walipokutana na Mwekezaji waligaiwa bahasha kila mmoja mlangoni. Najiuliza ni kweli au...

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. Lee Majors After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but...

Usiku mmoja mume na mke wake wakiwa wamelala. Mke akiwa ndani ya ndoto akanza kusema "kimbia mume wangu anakuja... kimbia mume wangu anakuja..." Hafla mume akashtuka na kuanza kukimbia lakini...

Padre aliwaomba waamini mchango kujenga ukuta kuzunguka eneo la makaburi. Mlevi mmoja akauliza, "Baba paroko kwani kuna marehemu yeyote aliyewahi kutoroka?" "Hapana." Paroko akajibu. Mlevi...

Wakati wanaendelea kutoleana vitendawili, mwalimu ilimbidi atake kumzuiya mwanafunzi kabla ya kutenda utovu wa nidhamu lkn mwanafunzi ilimbidi atowe jibu kabla ya kuzuka tafrani. Ilikuwa kama...

Joey was a great guy with wonderful qualities except for unbelievably stinky feet. Sharon was a fabulous gal with everything going for her except...

Jamani duniani kuna mambo na vijimambo,yani kumbe kama msichana au mkaka hakupendi anaweza kuku-save anavyotaka ,hebu tuyaone baadhi ya hayo majina :- -atm,man of...

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Mtu mmoja anatafutwa na ghesi la bholis yeyote atakae muona atapata zawadi ya kunusa kikwapa cha mlevi wa mnazi na komoni.huyu mtu ni mlefu kama nguzo za umeme,anamacho makubwa kama ngumi ya...