JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Kwajinsi ninavyopenda kushinda JF basi hata kwenye gari langu huwa niko Fulltime naBofya tu!

Jaman wote tuliopata matokeo yet ya form four na kubahatika kushinda na kuendelea na masomo ya advance tuungane leo kumshukuru MUNGU KILA mmoja kwa imani yake.kwani o'level ni daraja kubwa na...

Leo ni tarehe 8 - 2, kilichonishangaza ni watu fulani walipokuta nimeandika sehemu hizo namba, wao bila ya kuuliza wakaamua kunikasirikia siku nzima. Nilipochunguza, nikagundua kuwa ni mashabiki...

niko MPANDA wadau @1kg ya noah ni buku 3, mnyama ametulia, fresh hajalala kwenye friza...nimependa kwa kwel.. wakati huo dar inakaribia buku 9...nataman mpanda iwe dar

Karibuni mimi nitakuwa kwenye viti virefu pale samaki samaki mlimani city...nijipatie moja bariiidi ili kichwa iweze tulia...aliyekubali hii offer yangu anipm ambaye hapati moja baridi hana nafasi...

Serikali imekubali moja ya madai ya madaktari ya kuongeza posho kutoka 10000 hadi 25000. Source Tbc

Hili lazima tuseme hatupingi kama wanafunzi hawakufanya udanganyifu hilo lipo na nivigumu kwa mwanafunzi kupata majibu asijibu hilo tatizo kila mwaka linatokea kuvuja mitihani inategemea kiwango...

Naihisi uchungu kwenye ulimi wangu so nahitaji kulamba kitu chenye utamu

A Man bought a lie Detector Robot which slaps people who lie... He decided to test it one evening at Dinner. So he asked his son... ''Where were you today during school hours??''.... ''l was...

Jana vyumba vingi vinavyotoa huduma ya internet vilijaa vioja na vituko ambavyo mwisho wake ulikuwa huzuni na vilio! Niliona ma sista du wakiongozana kwa mbwembwe,kuja kuona matokeo yao. Wengi...

Sala Kuu: MOSHI: Mungu Onyesha Sehemu Hela Iko　　　 Viitikio: 1. Hata Ikipungua Mungu Ongeza! (HIMO) 2. Mungu Angalia RAia NGawira Utuhakikishie! (MARANGU) 3. Mungu Ahidi...

Sandro Rosell and Carles Vilarrubí attended a reception at Downing Street, home of David Cameron The FC Barcelona President presented a Barça jersey to the Prime Minister's name embossed on the...

napenda kujua ni nani na nani anaongoza kwa kuquote habari ndefu jf.yaani yeye hata ukurasa wa gazeti anauquote wote. 1.CHUAKACHURA 2-------- 3--------- 4-------- 5--------- 6.MZEE WA RULA...

Binti alienda kwa daktari huku analia kwa uchungu!Mazungumzo yao yalikuwa hivi: Dr:Unalia nini? Binti:Nimemtukana boyfriend wangu kwa kumwambia yeye na mbwa mkubwa! Dr:Heeee!Kwa nini...

Mwanamke mmoja baada ya mmewe kusafiri aliamua kuwaita mahawara wake wawili wa kiume! Basi vidume havikufanya hiyana vikatia timu; Ghafla bila kutegemea mume akarudi na ikabidi mwanaume mmoja...

One day a girl brings home her boyfriend and tells her father she wants to marry him. After talking to him for while, he tells his daughter she can't do it because he's...

mazee nimebreak up na shemej yenu wa zaman bt nataka ku update window bt cjui ya wapi ndo ya ukwel coz kila dem ninaye muulizia napewa kasoro pls help mi guys

Kuna mama mmoja alikuwa mjamzito siku moja alikaa vbaya yaan hakujisitili vizur sa kwa bahat mbaya pemben yake palikuwa na mtoto wake mwingine yule mtoto alipomchungulia ***** akapiga kelele huku...

Little Johnny and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they just know that they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Johnny goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her...

Mr. Penis has a very misarable life his hairs is a mess.. His family is nuts.. his neighbour is an ass hole.. His best friend is pussy.. And his owner beats him..!