JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Nyoka na mama yake Siku moja nyoka mmoja akiwa na familia yake wakipaata msosi,motto wa nyoka akaanza kumuuliza mama yake Motto:eti mama,ni kweli tuna sumu kama watu wanavyosemaga? Mama:ndio...

ZUZU wa Kinaijeria aishiye huko Marekani alimpigia simu mama yake. Maongezi yao yalikuwa kama ifuatavyo: ZUZU: Mama, nina virusi vya UKIMWI! Mama: Mwanangu, ninakusihi, ninakusihi, ninakusihi...

>>>>a.k.a>>>> Nguruwe>>kitimoto>>mbuzi katoliki>>mdudu>>mkuu wa meza malaya>>changudoa>>kahaba>>shangingi mtanashati>>sharobalo>>nyangema>>brazameni>tozi>mtoto wa...

Hivi ndugu mnaukumbuka ule mkasa uliotokea kenya kama miaka miwili iliyopita? Watu zaidi ya kumi walipata upofu wengi kufariki baada ya kunywa changa'a iliyoongezwa chemical. Sasa jana nilikutana...

A man called his mom fro USA. Man: Mom i have IADS. Mother: Don't come back home my son. Man: why mom? Mother: if you come back home, then your wife will be infected, from your wife to your...

aiseeee....huyu sijui kamiksi na babu zake wahabeshi au kapitisha kale ka asha baraka usoni....

Nyoka na mama yake Siku moja nyoka mmoja akiwa na familia yake wakipaata msosi,motto wa nyoka akaanza kumuuliza mama yake Motto:eti mama,ni kweli tuna sumu kama watu wanavyosemaga? Mama:ndio...

Mmakonde>>atakulisha panya ukadhani kuku wa kienyeji Mchaga>>atakuuwa ili arithi mali Mmasai>>ukitoka tu mwenzako anachomeka mkuki nje anaingia ndani kupiga mzigo Mfipa>>atakuwekea limbwata uwe...

A conversation btn a gal & a boy from different country; gal:hi!,i like u. Boy:wow!,u like me!,realy? Gal:yeah! Boy:so where r u from?,my no.2355667861 gal:from east africa,myn is...

Kwamba ukiongea kwa sauti kali fedha inaliwa zaidi,tofauti na ukiwasiliana kwa kunong'ona ?!... Watumiaji naomba jibu !

Kwamba ukiongea kwa sauti ya juu fedha inaliwa zaidi kuliko ukiwasiliana kwa kunong'ona ?! ... Pls watumiaji wa hii kitu naomba jibu!

jamani naomba msaada wa ushauri nina rafiki wa kalamu kutoka ivory cost,ila kwa sasa yuko kwenye kambi ya wakimbizi senegal baada ya kutokea machafuko na wazazi wake wote kuuwawa, sasa ameniomba...

I have never been active but now i will be full time. most of my contribution will be about politics.No body who doesn't now the country is going one way we need to talk to remained our big...

Mtoto mdogo wa miaka sita alikuwa amesimama nje ya nyumba yao akilia.gafla akatokea mpita njia mmoja akamuuliza mpita njia>>we mtoto unalia nini? Mtoto>>wazazi wangu wanapigana sana huko ndani...

Am very sick.I have just spent the whole day on bed., My stomach is aching very bad and i gat a severe flue to the extent am vomiting blood!I need your prayers,

1.blackberry kokushubira 2.battery empty rweyonngeza 3.network mutalemwa 4.sim card rugamuikamu 5.battery low rutashubanyuma 6.nokia rehumbizwa 7.recharge rweyunga 8.samsung mulokozi 9.charger...

Kuna Male Model amecheza kwenye video hizi,yupo wapi? 1.Crazy GK-Sister Sister 2.Aman-Missin my baby 3.Lady JayDee-Usiusemee Moyo

Wadau mie ni mpenzi wa jukwaa hili, but nna muda kidogo sikatizi mitaa hii. Haya basi niwaache na hii ; Shoga huyu veterani (kwa jina maarufu Jeifoo) alikua kakaa kitini nje ya nyumba...

Mzee mmoja alikuwa anafuga kasuku dume, yule kasuku akawa na mchezo wa kuingia banda la kuku na kuwapiga miti(kuwa sex). Mzee alivyomstukia akawa anampa kila aina ya adhabu kasuku haachi.akaamua...

A: ndizi bei gani? B: moja shilingi 100 A: mimi nina shilingi 60 B: kwa shilingi 60 hapo utapata maganda tu A: basi chukua shilingi 40 unipe ndizi, maganda siyataki kaa nayo tu " hahahaha...